My friend Garrett Gunderson has thrown down the proverbial gauntlet and challenged me to open for him on one of his comedy tour stops, on May 10 in Austin, Texas.
…I guess I need to work on a stand-up comedy set. Therefore, I'm taking a pause from my Sunday articles (for now).
Should you care to attend with a basket of rotten fruit, here are all the event details.
If anyone has any jokes or ideas for me, feel free to leave them below. I'll likely ignore them all, dress up in a giant chicken suit and dance the Macarena. But nonetheless, feel free to leave your thoughts.